Mommy knows she's nearly 8-months pregnant when.......

-her 3-year-old says he needs a tums.

-she is forced to add another pillow to her group of 5 already needed to sleep (that would be 3 to prop her up so she doesn't puke in her mouth, 1 on each side of her to support her belly, and the newest one between her legs so she can walk when she gets up in the morning).

-her 3-year-old wants to tell her his tummy hurts but instead says, 'My baby hurts'.

-the number of people increases from 90 to 92 who ask daily if she is due within the next week and if it is twins.

-95% of her maternity shirts no longer fit as her belly hangs out the bottom. Sigh.